chew kim chuan is my grand uncle.
He is Pemburu bintang tiga.
i juz knew it. so Cool.
Tuesday, June 30, 2009
Sunday, June 21, 2009
joke for all
Thank you ,leong chun zhong
this joke from him.Thank to him.
Murid : Selamat pagi, cikgu.
Cikgu : (Menengking) Mengapa selamat pagi sahaja? Petang dan malam awak doakan saya tak selamat?
Murid : Selamat pagi, petang dan malam cikgu!
Cikgu : Panjang sangat! Tak pernah dibuat oleh orang! Kata selamat sejahtera! Senang dan penuh bermakna. Lagipun ucapan ini meliputi semua masa dan keadaan.
Murid : Selamat sejahtera cikgu!
Cikgu : Sama-sama, duduk! Dengar sini baik-baik. Hari ini cikgu nak uji kamu semua tentang perkataan berlawan. Bila cikgu sebutkan perkataannya, kamu semua mesti menjawab dengan cepat, lawan bagi perkataan-perkataan itu, faham?
Murid : Faham, cikgu!
Cikgu : Saya tak mahu ada apa-apa gangguan.
Murid : (senyap)
Cikgu : Pandai!
Murid : Bodoh!
Cikgu : Tinggi!
Murid : Rendah!
Cikgu : Jauh!
Murid : Dekat!
Cikgu : Keadilan!
Murid : UMNO!
Cikgu : Salah!
Murid : Betul!
Cikgu : Bodoh!
Murid : Pandai!
Cikgu : Bukan!
Murid : Ya!
Cikgu : Oh Tuhan!
Murid : Oh Hamba!
Cikgu : Dengar ini!
Murid : Dengar itu!
Cikgu : Diam!
Murid : Bising!
Cikgu : Itu bukan pertanyaan, bodoh!
Murid : Ini ialah jawapan, pandai!
Cikgu : Mati aku!
Murid : Hidup kami!
Cikgu : Rotan baru tau!
Murid : Akar lama tak tau!
Cikgu : Malas aku ajar kamu!
Murid : Rajin kami belajar cikgu!
Cikgu : Kamu gila!
Murid : Kami siuman!
Cikgu : Cukup! Cukup!
Murid : Kurang! Kurang!
Cikgu : Sudah! Sudah!
Murid : Belum! Belum!
Cikgu : Mengapa kamu semua bodoh sangat?
Murid : Sebab saya seorang pandai!
Cikgu : Oh! Melawan!
Murid : Oh! Mengalah!
Cikgu : Kurang ajar!
Murid : Cukup ajar!
Cikgu : Habis aku!
Murid : Kekal kami!
Cikgu : O.K. Pelajaran sudah habis!
Murid : K.O. Pelajaran belum bermula!
Cikgu : Sudah, bodoh!
Murid : Belum, pandai!
Cikgu : Berdiri!
Murid : Duduk!
Cikgu : Saya kata UMNO salah!
Murid : Kami dengar KeADILan betul!
Cikgu : Bangang kamu ni!
Murid : Cerdik kami tu!
Cikgu : Rosak!
Murid : Baik!
Cikgu : Kamu semua ditahan tengah hari ini!
Murid : Dilepaskan tengah malam itu!
Cikgu : (Senyap dan mengambil buku-bukunya keluar.)
this joke from him.Thank to him.
Murid : Selamat pagi, cikgu.
Cikgu : (Menengking) Mengapa selamat pagi sahaja? Petang dan malam awak doakan saya tak selamat?
Murid : Selamat pagi, petang dan malam cikgu!
Cikgu : Panjang sangat! Tak pernah dibuat oleh orang! Kata selamat sejahtera! Senang dan penuh bermakna. Lagipun ucapan ini meliputi semua masa dan keadaan.
Murid : Selamat sejahtera cikgu!
Cikgu : Sama-sama, duduk! Dengar sini baik-baik. Hari ini cikgu nak uji kamu semua tentang perkataan berlawan. Bila cikgu sebutkan perkataannya, kamu semua mesti menjawab dengan cepat, lawan bagi perkataan-perkataan itu, faham?
Murid : Faham, cikgu!
Cikgu : Saya tak mahu ada apa-apa gangguan.
Murid : (senyap)
Cikgu : Pandai!
Murid : Bodoh!
Cikgu : Tinggi!
Murid : Rendah!
Cikgu : Jauh!
Murid : Dekat!
Cikgu : Keadilan!
Murid : UMNO!
Cikgu : Salah!
Murid : Betul!
Cikgu : Bodoh!
Murid : Pandai!
Cikgu : Bukan!
Murid : Ya!
Cikgu : Oh Tuhan!
Murid : Oh Hamba!
Cikgu : Dengar ini!
Murid : Dengar itu!
Cikgu : Diam!
Murid : Bising!
Cikgu : Itu bukan pertanyaan, bodoh!
Murid : Ini ialah jawapan, pandai!
Cikgu : Mati aku!
Murid : Hidup kami!
Cikgu : Rotan baru tau!
Murid : Akar lama tak tau!
Cikgu : Malas aku ajar kamu!
Murid : Rajin kami belajar cikgu!
Cikgu : Kamu gila!
Murid : Kami siuman!
Cikgu : Cukup! Cukup!
Murid : Kurang! Kurang!
Cikgu : Sudah! Sudah!
Murid : Belum! Belum!
Cikgu : Mengapa kamu semua bodoh sangat?
Murid : Sebab saya seorang pandai!
Cikgu : Oh! Melawan!
Murid : Oh! Mengalah!
Cikgu : Kurang ajar!
Murid : Cukup ajar!
Cikgu : Habis aku!
Murid : Kekal kami!
Cikgu : O.K. Pelajaran sudah habis!
Murid : K.O. Pelajaran belum bermula!
Cikgu : Sudah, bodoh!
Murid : Belum, pandai!
Cikgu : Berdiri!
Murid : Duduk!
Cikgu : Saya kata UMNO salah!
Murid : Kami dengar KeADILan betul!
Cikgu : Bangang kamu ni!
Murid : Cerdik kami tu!
Cikgu : Rosak!
Murid : Baik!
Cikgu : Kamu semua ditahan tengah hari ini!
Murid : Dilepaskan tengah malam itu!
Cikgu : (Senyap dan mengambil buku-bukunya keluar.)
Friday, June 19, 2009
WHAT WAS YOUR:
1. Last beverage: Tropicana Twister.
2. Last phone call: ken
3. Last text message: sing yeng
4. Last song you listened to: No Boudaries - Kris Allen
5. Last time you cried: erm i long time no cry ar
6. Dated someone twice: No.
7. Been cheated on: seldom
8. Kissed someone & regretted it: No.
9. Lost someone special: Yeah.
10. Been depressed: Yeah.
11. Been drunk and threw up: No & Never.
LIST THREE FAVORITE COLOURS:
12. black
13. White
14. red
THIS YEAR HAVE YOU: (2009)
15. Made a new friend: Yeah!
16. Fallen out of love: Nope.
17. Laughed until you cried: sometime
18. Met someone who changed you: Yes.
19. Found out who your true friends were: Yeah.
20. Found out someone was talking about you: Yeah.
21. Kissed anyone on your friend's list: no
22. How many people on your friends list do you know in real life: 5 or more gua
23. How many kids do you want?: depend
Did you.../Do you.../Etc. :
24. Do you have any pets: Yeah. bug
25. Do you want to change your name: yes
26. What did you do for your last birthday: hang out wth friends
27. What time did you wake up today: 6am
28. What were you doing at midnight last night: study
29. Name something you CANNOT wait for: global peace festival
30. Last time you saw your Mother: jus now
31. What is one thing you wish you could change about your life: to learn break dance when young
32. What are you listening to right now :Vanessa Mae - The Devil's Trill
33. Have you ever talked to a person named Tom: no
34. What's getting on your nerves right now: Nothing.
35. Most visited webpage: www.onemanga.com
36. Whats your real name: chew joon gil
37. Nicknames: CJ7
38. Relationship Status: Friendly.
39. Zodiac sign: taurus
40. Male or female?: Male
41. Primary School?: SjK (c) taman connaught
42. Secondary School?: SMK taman connaught
43. High school/college?: Not yet.
44. Hair colour: Black.
45. Long or short: Short.
46. Height: 160+
47. Do you have a crush on someone?: Nope.
48: What do you like about yourself?: Being a 2nd gen :D
49. Piercings: Nope.
50. Tattoos: No.
51. Righty or lefty: Righty.
1. Last beverage: Tropicana Twister.
2. Last phone call: ken
3. Last text message: sing yeng
4. Last song you listened to: No Boudaries - Kris Allen
5. Last time you cried: erm i long time no cry ar
6. Dated someone twice: No.
7. Been cheated on: seldom
8. Kissed someone & regretted it: No.
9. Lost someone special: Yeah.
10. Been depressed: Yeah.
11. Been drunk and threw up: No & Never.
LIST THREE FAVORITE COLOURS:
12. black
13. White
14. red
THIS YEAR HAVE YOU: (2009)
15. Made a new friend: Yeah!
16. Fallen out of love: Nope.
17. Laughed until you cried: sometime
18. Met someone who changed you: Yes.
19. Found out who your true friends were: Yeah.
20. Found out someone was talking about you: Yeah.
21. Kissed anyone on your friend's list: no
22. How many people on your friends list do you know in real life: 5 or more gua
23. How many kids do you want?: depend
Did you.../Do you.../Etc. :
24. Do you have any pets: Yeah. bug
25. Do you want to change your name: yes
26. What did you do for your last birthday: hang out wth friends
27. What time did you wake up today: 6am
28. What were you doing at midnight last night: study
29. Name something you CANNOT wait for: global peace festival
30. Last time you saw your Mother: jus now
31. What is one thing you wish you could change about your life: to learn break dance when young
32. What are you listening to right now :Vanessa Mae - The Devil's Trill
33. Have you ever talked to a person named Tom: no
34. What's getting on your nerves right now: Nothing.
35. Most visited webpage: www.onemanga.com
36. Whats your real name: chew joon gil
37. Nicknames: CJ7
38. Relationship Status: Friendly.
39. Zodiac sign: taurus
40. Male or female?: Male
41. Primary School?: SjK (c) taman connaught
42. Secondary School?: SMK taman connaught
43. High school/college?: Not yet.
44. Hair colour: Black.
45. Long or short: Short.
46. Height: 160+
47. Do you have a crush on someone?: Nope.
48: What do you like about yourself?: Being a 2nd gen :D
49. Piercings: Nope.
50. Tattoos: No.
51. Righty or lefty: Righty.
1. Post a recent photo of yourself
2. What was your last meal?
bread for break fast
3. Any plans for today?
-go for karate,read book,study,sleep...
4. Describe your life.
- My life is boring. and i hate form 4 year. need study alot for 10 subject
5. What are you feeling now?
- Hungry! Waiting for my lunch
6. List 5 people to tag.
1-max
2-chui li
3-janell
4-ken
5-sing yeng
7. Is no 1 your best buddy?
- yes. he is the one
8. Is no 3 a weirdo?
-yeah, sometime
9. Do you consider no 5 girly?
- a little
10. No 2 is a sensitive kid?
- yes!!!
11. Do you think no 4 will tag you back?
- I don't think so...
12. Do you know the word 'Parkour'?
- Yes! and i dont like doing it. i dont want to be hurt.
i injured a lot when doing pakour last time. Max !pls dont ask me for pakour.
Keep adding one question for everytime you tag someone.
2. What was your last meal?
bread for break fast
3. Any plans for today?
-go for karate,read book,study,sleep...
4. Describe your life.
- My life is boring. and i hate form 4 year. need study alot for 10 subject
5. What are you feeling now?
- Hungry! Waiting for my lunch
6. List 5 people to tag.
1-max
2-chui li
3-janell
4-ken
5-sing yeng
7. Is no 1 your best buddy?
- yes. he is the one
8. Is no 3 a weirdo?
-yeah, sometime
9. Do you consider no 5 girly?
- a little
10. No 2 is a sensitive kid?
- yes!!!
11. Do you think no 4 will tag you back?
- I don't think so...
12. Do you know the word 'Parkour'?
- Yes! and i dont like doing it. i dont want to be hurt.
i injured a lot when doing pakour last time. Max !pls dont ask me for pakour.
Keep adding one question for everytime you tag someone.
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